This Is The Best Sports Week Of The Entire Year

It’s Thanksgiving week which means sports are on non-stop 24/7. Oh you like seeing your family on Thanksgiving? Fuck outta here. Laughable. I don’t give a shit what Cousin Billy is doing in his freshman year at college. I’ve got my sights set on a true gambling bonanza. We’ve got two days of work where everyone has pretty much checked out anyways. You know what we do the next two days? We watch some day-time college basketball and completely mail in the time at our desks. Akron/Clemson and Tulane/South Dakota State just tipped off. We’ve got all these random early season tournaments in Jamaica, Hawaii, Detroit, Florida, etc. Barring an early tournament upset in Maui we’re probably getting Duke vs. Gonzaga, a top 3 matchup, later in the week. All week long we’re being injected college basketball into our veins. We’ll have action packed stuff along with games played in high school gyms being filmed on a RAZR phone. But guess what? They all have spreads. That’s not even close to all we have on deck…

Tonight is a blockbuster Monday Night Football matchup between the Rams and Chiefs. It’s the highest over under in NFL history. Two offenses that score at will. Mahomes vs. Goff and Gurley. We might be looking at a 63-56 final.

Tuesday on top of college basketball all day long, we have two MACtion college football games at night. Wednesday we’ll have way too much college basketball on to keep track of.

Thursday we have NFL games throughout the entire day while we stuff our faces with food and alcohol and sit on the couch. Bears/Lions, Redskins/Cowboys, Falcons/Saints. Amazing. We also have two college football games to sink our teeth in which includes the Egg Bowl Mississippi State vs. Ole Miss.

Friday while every loser is out shopping at the mall trying to save a few dollars and get ahead on gifts we got a whole slate of college football ending with West Virginia vs. Oklahoma and the Apple Cup Washington State and Washington. Because we already don’t have enough on our plates the Gods are giving us Tiger vs. Phil Mickelson 1v1 in Las Vegas for $9 million. They’re going to be cursing and gambling throughout the match. FEED ME FRIDAY.

Saturday is a loaded college football slate starting off with the most important college game of the week in Michigan at Ohio State. Other games include the Iron Bowl, LSU @ Texas A&M, and Notre Dame @ USC.

Then on Sunday we have the NFL once again back in our lives. Along with all of this we still have the NBA and NHL. It’s a complete overload of sports and most of us aren’t working for 5 of the 7 days this week. We got a true gift from the gods on this one. Is this better than the first weekend of March Madness? When you factor in all seven days having jam-packed stuff compared to that weekend in March having just four, then it’s a real debate. Couch meet Hubbs, Hubbs meet couch. Let’s have a goddamn week folks.